Blue Ivy Carter doesn’t whip her hair back and forth.  Blue Ivy Carter whips Willow Smith’s hair back and forth.

Blue Ivy Carter says, “Checkmate, Willow Smith.”

Blue Ivy Carter is dancing around Beyonce and Jay-Z’s house singing “I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here” from Annie.

Babyonce doesn’t have germs.  Babyonce has Jermaine Dupri.

Babyonce doesn’t sing “So Long, Farewell.”  Babyonce sings “Solange, Farewell.”

Babyonce already knows what Babyonce’s major in Kanye’s high school is going to be.

Babyonce calls diapers “white-winged doves.”  

Babyonce isn’t a bawler.  Babyonce is a baller.

Babyonce doesn’t have swaddling.  Babyonce has swagga.

Babyonce doesn’t play with blocks.  Babyonce BE’S the block.